random bar joke generator
2003-01-28, 1:14 p.m.
I want that crack whore
So this bum walks into a bar. A lawyer sits down and says "I'd beat up everyone in the bar to get a drink." The bum says "I'm not a bum, I'm a blonde!" The lawyer cozies up to the bum and says "For ten bucks I'll give you a night you'll never forget."
The bum says "You're an asshole when you're drunk, Superman."
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